Milk That Dick - Review and Samples (reviewed on 09/26/05)
Content   
  - Quality - 17 out of 20 
17/20
  - Original - 19 out of 20
19/20
  - Quantity - 17 out of 20
17/20
Price - 8 out of 10
8/10
Updates - 8 out of 10
8/10
User Scores - 17 out of 20
17/20
TOTAL SCORE- 86 out of 100
86/100

Pros: Unique and Original.    |    Cons: Vids could be easier to download.

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Overview:
As part 1 of what will likely be numerous handsex offerings in the all new X-porn network, Milk that dick is a solid offering with some fantastic fetish handjob content. For those who are tired of the played out, unoriginal handjob material of late, Milk is a breath of fresh air.

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Content:
First of, Milk that dick has a sharp looking tour with some great free videos. After perusing through the first few samples, I had my credit card in one hand and my...well...you know. Thankfully, I remembered Free handjobs telling me about a cool new 'milking' site that was coming out at the beginning of October. Lo and behold, this was it. Yayy! (Though I would have gladly spent the 3 bucks for a look). I obtained my free pass, and with baited breath entered my info. Could this new site lead up to it's steep promises? Upon entering the members area, I was presented with all the 'goodies' in the X-porn network. In what appears to be a popular trend in adult, Your membership gets you in to a variety of exclusive sites, as well as a massive amount of bonus material. The Difference in this network (opposed to many others), is that Xporn contains content that is not available anywhere else...which brings us up to the Milk that Dick material. Let's get the 'not so good' stuff out of the way. First off, the quality of the WMV video here could be improved. The highest quality broadband clips are what we would consider to be a bare minimum of expected quality in today's modern paysite. The flip side to this however, is that the clips are very well optimized for modem and slower speed users. The other minor 'annoyance' we have is that while these videos are indeed downloadable, saving them to your hard drive could be easier. We went so far as to contact the owners of the Xporn network, and they've assured us that they will make this easier in the coming days. A full his res photo set will also become available for each scene in the near future (typical with new sites). Now we'll get to the good stuff - the content itself. While it would be a stretch to consider this a full out 'milking' site, the fact remains that this stuff is good. Real good. Clips begin innocently enough, and with the standard 'interview' of the female. What ensues next is an incredible variety of handsex positions with a generous amount of anal play that this reviewer had seen nowhere else. Kudos to these girls - they aren't afraid to get nasty. Scenes build with this combination of Anal and prostate play, and conclude with the girls coaxing some pretty spectacular moneyshots (the 'lensbuster' scene with Casey has to be seen to be believed). With one new scenes added a week, and access to the entire network for 3 bucks, Milk that Dick is a real bargain also.

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Bottom Line:

Milk that Dick suffers from a common problem with new paysites - working out the quirks. While we'd perhaps like to see some better quality video inside, it is still acceptable, and if you are still surfing on a slower speed connection, you'll appreciate these quick download times. That being said, the only real problem here is repairing a few glitches. A quick ICQ with the network owner confirms that they are 'on it', and we have no reason to doubt them. As it stands now, 3 dollars gets you access to the entire Xporn network and some of the best new Handjob material to come out in months. Final say?  Milk that Dick is a winner, and best of all - it's only going to get better.

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